TOE to the BOCK like a futhamucka..
and some other slightly famous grown men, all up in the parking lot,
or looking for a Whole Foods, in the Texas state near you.
So....yeah,
Anyway...
March 23, 2007
TOEBOCK PRESS RELEASE: Toebock Industries Come Correct
Santa Rosa and shit. Spain and Spokane and shit...Northwest,
Southeast, The far far East, Denver to Jenner. Toebock is officially
GAME-TIGHT. Due to an overwhelmingly exponential increase in dudes
fanning out on the Toebock Industries, Floyd Gorgon, That One Dude,
and Another Fool, may be in talks about things and other stuff.
Everybody tryin' to get down and shit. Reportedly, Da Illa has not
released any official statement other than saying, "Fuck dude my phone
sucks."
In an earlier press conference held in Seattle, Washington, a man who
later threw himself down four flights of stairs posed the question,
"What do ya got against bowl skaters*?"
As for the influx of sponsor-me tapes received at Toebock
headquarters, which surprisingly included more than a dozen
heavy-hitting not to be named professionals and man-ams, Florg or
whoever said, "Everybody wanna be down with the Bock, period." Mr.
Gorgon then proceeded to remain Game-Tight.
More information will be released when it becomes available.
*Toebock Industries has nothing against "bowl skaters." Whatever that means.
(authors note: this are my drunken opinions, dont take it to the head, or the buttcheeks, i'm not trying to catch a random angry unit suckerpunch)
