Well the end has come, we are about to leave Miami, and judging how things have gone the past week its either not a moment too soon or the dumbest thing we have ever done. for one, we have been at the beach everyday. the water is clear and warm, and the bikini tops are non existent. on the other hand everyone has pretty much drank their liver off in a mad race to see who could black out the earliest and make the biggest ass of themselves. A Crew has been injecting his infected seed into underage girls like they took the poison and the sperm is the antidote. When in actuality its pretty much the complete opposite. He has been caught snuggling on numerous occasions, which is uncomfortable for anyone who has to witness it. So has Josh, who was trying to stay in Miami because of a real gaper, but decided to leave after the other one would no longer pick up his calls. Or something like that. She got "uncomfortable." Josh got laid. Who got the better end of that deal? Maybe she saw Adam snuggling. Cory didnt go in the water until this morning either because he couldnt wake himself up or because its hard to drink beer underwater. He almost got some one night when he and I were walking to the bar for a last call beer. A woman in a car said "I like your tattoo's, do you want to come to my hotel?" and when they drove off she proceeded to ask him to make out, give him the cheek instead then tried to take his wallet. He started talking about his wife (non existant) and ran away to where I was sitting at the bar alone with his beverage. You cannot buy beer after 12 so the late night desperation bar run has happened a few times. The other nights have been different. I have been told to "never wear that shirt here again" upon entering a nightclub. Me and Travadaddy have held it down on the front porch with Earl the cat until the beer begins to be sold again a few times now. Also this morning Travadaddy found a hamster which is now loose somewhere in the house. I caught a lizard shortly after and now that is running around somewhere inside as well. There are a million bodies walking around Miami and only about 5 or 6 brains, and those are the ones in the heads of Team Toe and the following people. The Nuge, Abdias, Thomas, David Broach, Ernie Torres who are in town and hanging out. Nuge is the shit. He has been running pool tables everywhere he goes and getting tricks like he's trying to get on the team. Little does he know that nobody on Toebock ever gets shit, and he should keep that to a minimum if he wants to get on. Why do you think Silas got the boot? Too much coverage. Anyways, the weather here has been at maximum tenderness this entire time. Its going to be a shame leaving seeing that everywhere else is snowing like a bitch. Sounds nice. All in all, I would say that this Toe house has been a great success, seeing that Adam got not one, but TWO tricks on film, some people got laid, people got black out drunk and smashed mad shit and everyone got themselves a nice tan. Except Kehoe who I heard wouldnt get in the water or take off his shirt. Apparently he doesnt know how to swim. But yeah, to Toebock standards that sounds just about right. Peace, love, and molescums to all. - Boosh

Well the end has come, we are about to leave Miami, and judging how things have gone the past week its either not a moment too soon or the dumbest thing we have ever done. for one, we have been at the beach everyday. the water is clear and warm, and the bikini tops are non existent. on the other hand everyone has pretty much drank their liver off in a mad race to see who could black out the earliest and make the biggest ass of themselves. A Crew has been injecting his infected seed into underage girls like they took the poison and the sperm is the antidote. When in actuality its pretty much the complete opposite. He has been caught snuggling on numerous occasions, which is uncomfortable for anyone who has to witness it. So has Josh, who was trying to stay in Miami because of a real gaper, but decided to leave after the other one would no longer pick up his calls. Or something like that. She got "uncomfortable." Josh got laid. Who got the better end of that deal? Maybe she saw Adam snuggling. Cory didnt go in the water until this morning either because he couldnt wake himself up or because its hard to drink beer underwater. He almost got some one night when he and I were walking to the bar for a last call beer. A woman in a car said "I like your tattoo's, do you want to come to my hotel?" and when they drove off she proceeded to ask him to make out, give him the cheek instead then tried to take his wallet. He started talking about his wife (non existant) and ran away to where I was sitting at the bar alone with his beverage. You cannot buy beer after 12 so the late night desperation bar run has happened a few times. The other nights have been different. I have been told to "never wear that shirt here again" upon entering a nightclub. There are a million bodies walking around Miami and only about 5 or 6 brains, and those are the ones in the heads of Team Toe. The Nuge, Abdias, Thomas, David Broach, Ernie Torres have also been in town and hanging out. Nuge is the shit. He has been running pool tables everywhere he goes and getting tricks like he's trying to get on the team. Little does he know that nobody on Toebock ever gets shit, and he should keep that to a minimum if he wants to get on. Why do you think Silas got the boot? Too much coverage. Anyways, the weather here has been at maximum tenderness this entire time. Its going to be a shame leaving seeing that everywhere else is snowing like a bitch. Sounds nice. All in all, I would say that this Toe house has been a great success, seeing that Adam got not one, but TWO tricks on film, some people got laid, people got black out drunk and smashed mad shit and everyone got themselves a nice tan. Except Kehoe who I heard wouldnt get in the water or take off his shirt. Apparently he doesnt know how to swim. But yeah, to Toebock standards that sounds just about right. Peace, love, and molescums to all. - Boosh

from the BLOCK in MIA! we got a ton of pics now, and after the departure of kevin and killahoe last week , we have new recruits WOODY, DAVE ( Nurturer band) and Josh Renner who all came in to a maximum capacity of 6 in the crib with last night exeption of a few extra females.
been getting more burnt at the beach daily , a bit of not quite surfing mixed with music video maddness and some skating. next up Boosh and KILLer Cory come in form long beach tomorrow as team Nurturer will depart.. brogg this good shit later.. -winegums

Beautiful weather, beautiful women, beautiful ocean , and then we come in. In the town of V.I.P and high rollers our broke asses are killing it unbelievebley. I arrived on the fourth of this month after a long day of blowing it with the whole aviation subject, no sleep and hagard as fuck. Dustin was up north, gettin his name out there for the first couple of days, so didn't see much of him which no blame is present. Killahoe arrived something like a week later which is when we skated all kinds of these awesome spots that MIami has given birth to. Two or three days following, Pukebutt Mcgowan came and the shred continued. This house, my friends, is movin a little bit in a different direction than the usual. Today, the seventeenth, kehoe and kevin have left. Now its A Crew, Andrew the Grubber, me and our new recruit Woody the Sav, not much skating will be taking place. Every night has been late and jamming has been a neccessity. For once, though, we are the mellowest ones in the building. The Grubber has been killing it on the HD tip, so y'all will see some epic ass shit here pretty soon. There has also been some "celebrety" sightings, but who gives a toot and a honk about that. Well, for the curiosity that might be stirring in your inners, we saw Pauly Shore. Hahaha, yoga that has never been introduced and styles that only rejects might worship. Dude was pulling his shorts up on the beach like he didn't wanna get wet, AND HE WASN'T EVEN IN TE WATER. Fuck that dude, Kehoe approached him to film and he was ACTIN FAMOUS. Oh yeah, we saw Fuenzalida and he showed us around. All kinds of fun was had, shredding and what not. Earl the Cat has been a big hit in my book but now has been 86ed for pissing on the couch which derived from the M.L.K where everyone is celebrating CHANGE like no other. Seriosely, Obama shirt tents on every corner. Those are all the subjects I can reminisce on at the moment for I have been drinking on the porch all day. Wait till this music video drops, we about to blow all you emo ass, latin sounding flow men out the water. See ya next week, sween.